Europe's first game's addiction clinic is due to open next month in Europe. Smith & Jones addiction consultants are opening its doors to gamers who feel that games are taking over their lives.
The Dutch consultants appear to be aiming the clinic at young gamers, but we all know that there are plenty of adults who also need the therapy.
According to BBC news,
'the consultancy is already seeing about a dozen "outpatient" youngsters each month who have both a drug and computer game addiction - but increasingly there are calls from youngsters who have gaming as their primary problem.
Just how will they diagnose a gaming addict?
Here are a few of the signs we suggest you keep an eye out for:
Arthritis ridden fingers .
Blank, expressionless stare.
The inability to stand up for more than 5 minutes.
Lack of social skills.
Poor concentration.
Lying to family about how long you've been playing a video game.
Obsessing and pre-occupied about being on the computer or console, even when not playing.
Fantasy life on-line replaces emotional life with partner.
Calling in sick to work on the launch day of a new game.
Failure to eat regularly or at all
Lack of personal hygiene - why wash or even get dressed when there are games to be played?
Hundreds of friends, all of which you have never met.
You fancy Lara Croft.
It's rather surprising that there aren't already clinics out there to deal with the millions of goggled eyed video game fanatics.
We'd check in, but we're saving up for a PS3, do they know how much they cost? How on earth can gamers afford to pay for therapy.
If you can think of any more amusing symptoms that an addicted gamer may show, let us know in the
HEXUS.gaming forums..
Also check out this
article that was written some months ago on the same subject.
Source :
BBC news
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So... I like to play the odd game, whoopy-piddly-doo *blows raspberry* I'm doing something that I enjoy, keeping my brain active rather than sitting down on the Settee and vegetating to easteasters latest Lesbian session or Emmerdale's latest farmer in kinky sex shocker.
DO we have clinics for people who spend too much time at the gym buffing themselves up? Nope I thought as much :)
Those crazy dutch ;) ... gotta love 'em though ain't you :)Quote
They lack social contact, their parents might be divorced or too busy to see them, they might lack confidence. *In short, they need to get out more.*
and
"You can't do a urine test to see that they're not still gaming. And if a coke addict said they wanted to go out to a club or to see people, we'd be worried about whether they'd meet a dealer. But if a gamer said he wanted to go out for the night and meet people we'd throw a party."
:p
To be fair, their article (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5034756.stm) goes on to talk about other addictions and counters the accusations of 'addiction' with distinction between addiction and habitual behaviour.Quote
Gaming on a Daily basis - yeah
met loads of peeps off the t'interweb - yeah
Clubber - erm... check my location, that's my weekend habitat :D
Lack of confidence - Nah not at all - I'm outgoing.
Ooh - I might email the BBC and say I'm a gamer and I'm going out tomorrow - maybe they can throw me a party and I'll save some cash rather than go to Sankey's Soap :)Quote
I agree with Tig ...
keeping my brain active rather than sitting down on the Settee and vegetating to easteasters latest Lesbian session or Emmerdale's latest farmer in kinky sex shocker.
Have to admit watching the lesbians kissing in Eastenders is vile - Peggy and Pat would have been more attractive to watch.Quote
Ooh - I might email the BBC and say I'm a gamer and I'm going out tomorrow - maybe they can throw me a party and I'll save some cash rather than go to Sankey's Soap :)
Hehe they'd just say that proves their point that you aren't addicted, but are a habitual gamer.Quote
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