Animals in politics
Cockpit, Austin, TX – November 9, 2007 – Today
Gamecock announced the entire roster of candidates in Wideload Games
upcoming politically charged party title “Hail to the Chimp.” The “Hail
to the Chimp” ballot now boasts ten candidates, each with their own
personality, platforms and style. Just like any political race, mud is
being slung, names are being named and the candidates are clawing up
the ladder to reach that golden seat.
“Hail to the Chimp” is a
fast-paced party game that delivers exciting gameplay, lush interactive
environments, and a comic look at politics. It is a bare-knuckled fight
to win the crown of President of the animals.
“The story of
’Hail to the Chimp’ is delivered through a metaphor of the election
process,” said Wideload founder Alex Seropian. “The ten candidates in
the game have their own back stories, and there are rivalries between
the candidates and opportunities to team up and make alliances.”
Seropian
continued, “It's all there - the flawed electoral system, the political
back-stabbing, the self-possessed newscasters and pundits, fundraising
with the fat cats and even the inane political ads. There will also be
lots of subtle, and not so subtle, political humor.”
“Hail to
the Chimp” features a wide variety of arenas as well as myriad goal
oriented match types. The title is scheduled for release in Spring 2008
for the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft
and for the PlayStation®3 Computer Entertainment System.
Below is a brief introduction to the candidates and what their goals are in this political campaign.
Name:
Ptolemy
Species: Hippo
Hails from: Egypt
Bio:
Ptolemy lives in a world where the 1970’s never stopped. With a unique
style and charisma by the truckload, this happenin’ Hippo wants to
return Hippos (more directly, himself) to the top of the Animal Kingdom.
Name:
Santo
Species: Armadillo
Hails from: New Mexico, US
Bio:
Born in the deserts of New Mexico, Santo was a painter before he joined
the campaign. He thinks politicians and artists have a lot in common -
prima donnas and shysters, the lot of them - and he’s here to keep it
real.
Name:
Crackers
Species: Monkey
Hails from: Congo
Bio:
Crackers was the right-hand monkey to the King Lion before he was
ousted from the throne. Rumor has it that Crackers’ whole campaign is a
ruse designed to restore his old boss to the throne, ensuring a cushy
lifestyle for his favorite monkey.
Name:
Toshiro
Species: Octopus
Hails from: Japan
Bio:
A samurai octopus, Toshiro’s logic is simple – most of the world is
water and therefore ocean-based animals are the dominant life form. A
highly trained warrior and scholar, Toshiro’s campaign is as elegant as
it is ruthless.
Name:
Bean
Species: Sloth
Hails from: Seattle, WA (by way of Bogota, Columbia)
Bio:
Bean is your atypical sloth - super caffeinated, uber-motivated and
ready to work the kingdom into shape. A coffee addict, she once lived
in Bogota but found herself on a coffee shipment to Seattle where she
is now an aerobics instructor.
Name:
Moxie
Species: Musk Ox
Hails from: Liverpool, England
Bio:
Moxie is a self-educated Musk Ox who is sick of the patriarchal nature
of politics. Why can’t there be a Queendom? Her personal charisma,
self-motivation and erudition make her a formidable candidate.
Name:
Hedwig
Species: Polar Bear
Hails from: Uppsala, Sweden
Bio:
A singing superstar in the disco world, Hedwig is used to the public
eye. She’s convinced that the animal kingdom would best be served by
someone with a celebrity’s understanding of looking good, manipulating
the press, and product endorsement.
Name:
Murgatroyd
Species: Jellyfish
Hails from: Unknown
Bio:
Not much is known about Murgatroyd as her garbled pronouncements are
completely indecipherable. This is a solid campaign strategy, as many
animals assume her views are similar to their own. Mysterious,
perplexing and lovable, Murgatroyd could be the underdog of this race.
Name:
Daisy
Species: Platypus
Hails from: Sydney, Australia
Bio:
An incredibly popular children’s TV show host, Daisy is the most
adorable platypus ever born. With her cute looks and a tomboyish
personality, she is loved by young animals of every species the world
over. Capturing the presidency is the only way she can possibly get any
bigger.
Name:
Floyd
Species: Walrus
Hails from: Manhattan
Bio:
Floyd moved to NY to become a dock foreman. But after a blow to the
head, he began having some funny ideas about the world. He now sees
himself as a guru and soothsayer meant to lead the animal kingdom.
After all, he’s got a direct line to the cosmic plane.
The debate rages on at
www.chimplove.com.
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